[Video] Lady GaGa - Alejandro

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Gross

So these two may be starring in their own porno.  The anal wart on the left is contacting some whores to release the video he filmed without the anal wart on the right's consent.  Yeah right.  As much as I loathe them, curiosity always wins and kills a lot of cats in its wake.  Let me know when the video leaks. (Sour Sauce)

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You In Danger Gurl.

So here's the sitch. William Levy is being sued for sexual assault by this girl that lied to him about her age claiming to be 19. She is in fact 17. She says that William called her into his hotel room, choked her and forced her to give him oral sex. You're probably asking yourselves, "And the problem here is?" Cochinos. After the incident, the girl and her mother (who was in the room during said incident) tried to swindle him for 1 million dollars. He told them to pop off and now here comes the lawsuit for 2.5 million dollars. This whole thing sounds sketch. If I'm in the same room where my daughter is being forced into oral sex, my first reaction is to just stand there and do nothing? Hell no! I'll push her aside and blow him myself. I wonder how this escandalo will play out. I'm siding with William for now. Although, he should start asking for birth certificates or i.d.'s before he does this again. Just saying. (Salsa!)

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¡Ay Dios Mio!

Where do I even begin? (Pic Sauce)

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A Nut Has Been Busted

So I just watched the clip and it's good to see Malachi back on Randy Blue. Apparently, he came back to replace his brother, Isaac Marx, after he dropped out. Methinks it's bullshit but I don't curr. I'm just glad to see him back. And I hadn't noticed Diego Sans is kind of rocking a semi-butterface until I saw him sitting next to Malachi. Luckily, he still got dat ass working for him. That's all that matters in the end -- no pun intended.

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[Video] Scissor Sisters - Fire With Fire

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OMG...He's Back!

Malachi Marx is back over at Randy Blue. I just checked the site, saw their latest update and immediately got a boner. Ugh, I was obsessed with him and always told my buddy, Jim, that he would be back. He's topping that hot shit Diego Sans. I can't wait to get my hands on that video.

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Unf.

The cover of Ricky Martin's forthcoming memoir, Me. Qué guapo! (Salsa!)

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I.Die.

This picture is all kinds of epic. Britney/Brittany together in what looks like them recreating the Me Against The Music video for my fave show GLEE. Seriously, this show needs to be back in my life like now. The wait is killing me. Hurry the hell up, GLEE. (Sauce)

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